This is what it's all about. Sending my wife to the North Pole.
If you're a married guy, you know how awesome it is when your wife has to go on a business trip. My wife is looking to go on a business trip: blogging for Quark Expeditions at the North Pole.
Think about how great that would be! The wife...at the North Pole! While I'm...not at the North Pole!
So, how do you send my wife to the North Pole? Easy. Just go to the special site that you can access by clicking on this text that I have underlined using magic linking HTML. Read her essay (actually, you don't have to read it, but it's a well-written post) and then vote on it. If you have a Facebook account, you don't even have to register on the Quark site — you can just "Like" it through your Facebook account and then vote my wife into the top five, after which she'll be judged by the Quark people and quite possibly be sent to the North Pole.
And I'll have my wife at the North Pole for a couple of weeks.
